SnapMail app fails to save man’s imaginary friend from vicious killing

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SnapMail app fails to save man’s imaginary friend from vicious killing

As a crime prevention device the SnapMail app is a brilliant way to protect against a mugging, stalking, sexual assault or even murder.  One quick snap and an attacker knows anything he does after that is only going to make it worse.

It is with deep regret that we must announce that SnapMail failed to protect Geoff Gaylord’s imaginary friend from what appears to have been a frenzied and vicious knife attack which ultimately resulted in what must have been a horrific death for the imaginary friend.

The details are still emerging but from this article it appears that Mr Gaylord (pictured) had repeatedly stabbed his friend “Mr. Happy” with a kitchen knife, cut up Mr. Happy with a hatchet, and buried him in his backyard.  Police have yet to release a photo of Mr Happy, but we will be sure to publish it as soon as it becomes available.

In fairness to the remorseful Mr Gaylord he turned himself in to Florida Police and asked for the death penalty, preferably “right now”.  In his defence, he did state that one of the reasons he killed Mr Happy was because he was “messy”.  And judging by the photo of Mr Gaylord, he’d know!

For anyone who has downloaded the free SnapMail app on the basis that it could also protect imaginary friends, please contact us here for a full refund.


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